Hello you Mo's, Ho's and even those few Hetero's who read this bitches blog, this week I'm gonna talk about Skin Care and places to Pamper yourself around and about the Queen City in the upcoming harsh Winter months. I don't know about you, but there is nothing more off-putting than chapped lips and dry skin. Who in the hell is gonna "freak your freak" when your face is flaking like dandruff off of Perez Hilton's wig-piece? Nobody that's who.
Now I am all for individuality, but come on you got to take care of your face, it is your calling card you know. You don't need to go to the extremes of Botox or Plastic Surgery, unless that's your thang, but a little night cream and some moisturizer will literally lighten and brighten your over all skin, plus it makes ya look younger, and believe me when I say this I am all for looking younger, especialy since I hit 34...
My buddies at PSupplements have a product called Knockout Wrinkles Anti-Aging Serum and this stuff is ah-mah-zing, I use it that's how I know. This new state-of-the-art wrinkle reduction formula is designed to help recover from years of overexposure from harmful Ultraviolet and UVA. It is a MUST for everyone over the age of 28, so bitches click the link and order some (use code LFS11 at checkout and get Free UPS Ground Shipping on your order...tell 'em the Tipsy Queer sent ya!!!)
Now for those of you bitches who are just too damn lazy to do all the work yourself or just don't know how to use all the products in your make-up bag, then I recommend you check out Brideface 'Face-ing' Services. This bevy of beautiful and talented ladies offer classes to teach you how to properly apply a look that suits your style and face. If you're a little hesitant at trying their services then come out to the 'BrideFace Mashup, Part Two'. You can come out and meet with all the beauty experts, make appointments and receive discounts on products and services that they and their partners offer. I personally think you're a fool if you don't call them, at least that's what my friends Rachel Lisa told me to say...LOL...gotcha bitch!!!
Well this little queer is about to slap on a Collagen Mask, crack open a bottle of Moscato and soak in a tub to the slow tunes of Adele.
Remember to take care of your body and skin and they will take care of you. Until next time mother-fuqa's be safe, be real and as always be you!!!
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Sunday, October 2, 2011
Bringin' Sexy Back Bitches...
Hello Mo's, Ho's and you few Hetero's, this week I'm gonna talk about sex baby...
Let's face it some of us were born with a Libido to rival that of Zeus himself and others, well let's just say the 40 Year Old Virgin isn't Fiction. Keeping sex interesting is what makes it all that much better. A litte role-play is always a good way to spice it up. Honestly everytime the boy-oh puts on his over-alls and work boots it's like Christmas in my pants.
Some people need a little help with keeping it up, and there is nothing wrong with that and there are all kinds of drugs out there to help, Viagra, Extenze and many others, but nothing else will keep you going strong like Nite Rider from PSupplements. This all natural blend produced in an FDA Approved Lab will prolong performance and give you a harder, longer lasting erection without all the nasty side-effects of those other prescribed pills. Personally even the best of us need a little help sometime.
Now I know what you may be thinking, but have you really had the best sex ever? The kind that makes your toes curl, makes your girl/guy moan in ectasy, and when you blow your eyes roll back in your head? If you have, well what's your number and when are we meeting for drinks, now if you haven't then I suggest getting a little herbal help.
If pills aren't your way and you are more into toys then maybe you should check out Pure Romance by Tisa. She sells flesh lights, sex creams and many other playful and kinky things to make any bitch throw her heels in the air and scream "stick it in".
So bitches and bro's click on the links, shop around and do yourself and your sexual partner a favor and get the help you need to fuck their socks off. Until next time keep it real, keep it safe and as always mutha-fuqa's keep it freaky!!!!!
Let's face it some of us were born with a Libido to rival that of Zeus himself and others, well let's just say the 40 Year Old Virgin isn't Fiction. Keeping sex interesting is what makes it all that much better. A litte role-play is always a good way to spice it up. Honestly everytime the boy-oh puts on his over-alls and work boots it's like Christmas in my pants.
Some people need a little help with keeping it up, and there is nothing wrong with that and there are all kinds of drugs out there to help, Viagra, Extenze and many others, but nothing else will keep you going strong like Nite Rider from PSupplements. This all natural blend produced in an FDA Approved Lab will prolong performance and give you a harder, longer lasting erection without all the nasty side-effects of those other prescribed pills. Personally even the best of us need a little help sometime.
Now I know what you may be thinking, but have you really had the best sex ever? The kind that makes your toes curl, makes your girl/guy moan in ectasy, and when you blow your eyes roll back in your head? If you have, well what's your number and when are we meeting for drinks, now if you haven't then I suggest getting a little herbal help.
If pills aren't your way and you are more into toys then maybe you should check out Pure Romance by Tisa. She sells flesh lights, sex creams and many other playful and kinky things to make any bitch throw her heels in the air and scream "stick it in".
So bitches and bro's click on the links, shop around and do yourself and your sexual partner a favor and get the help you need to fuck their socks off. Until next time keep it real, keep it safe and as always mutha-fuqa's keep it freaky!!!!!
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