Hello Mo's, Ho's and you few Hetero's I'm coming at ya with a little bit of an etiquette lesson. Have you ever been "hit on" or "propositioned" by someone of the opposite sexual orientation? Not sure how to react? Instantly do you go to nervously laughing and passing gas? Well no fears the Tipsy Queer has bit of advice for the "proper" way to handle the situation no matter who's doing the flirting.
Most people's reaction is to get nervous and walk away. DON'T do this, it will only make you more of a challenge to the girl or guy pursuing you. Each person's feelings are different about the scenario; therefore a WIDE variety of possibilities come in to play as to what the end result will be. No matter your personal feelings towards the opposite sexual orientation, whether you be gay, straight, bi, trans-gendered or just down right confused a polite demeanor will almost always cure the stress of the situation and alleviate the "cougar" from pursuing the prey.
Politely tell the person that you are flattered and do not "swing" that way, this simple answer should work. For the more persistent on-lookers you may need to take it to the next level and after making the prior statement just politely re-iterate it. I always recommend travelling in groups. I know I always take a sister to the head with me, so that we can dish about all of the latest Fashion Trends Wal-Mart is currently carrying. No matter what you do DO NOT get offended and throw a punch, a heal or rip off any wigs. The fact that someone finds you attractive enough to come and say so is a huge form of flattery and should be taken that way.
I have met many of my guy friends by hitting on them, then turning around buying them a drink to apologize for making them feel uncomfortable. A level head will always get you through the night regardless if you're at Willie's Sports Cafe, The Dock or the Golden Nugget. I always love it when a girl, no matter sexual preference, or a straight guy comment on my looks, sense of style or just all over personality.
So with this being said go out in to the world, being your fabulous self and keep in mind the person asking the question to you may be just as nervous as you are feeling on the receiving end. Take care my loves and remember life is fleeting so make each day a memorable one and make sure you leave your mark on the world as something to be proud of.
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Monday, April 18, 2011
Gettin' Political on yo ass.....
Hello Mo's, ho's and those few hetero's this week I am taking break from being fabulous and gonna step up on my vajazzled soap box and get political for a minute!!!!
So this whole ordeal with Gay Marriage being against everything that is "right & just" is a crock of bull shit rolled in sewage and served up cold. Religious zealots like to label anything that goes away from their pre-ordained doctrine as a sin or being wrong in the eyes of God. How the hell do they know what is wrong in the eyes of God, do they talk to him on the phone or have lunch with him every Friday at the local Bob Evans? No I don't think so!!!
The Bible and all it's sayings are an interpretation of the word of God done hundreds of years ago by a room full of men. It contradicts itself on many occasions in both the Old and New Testament sayings and when you quote something the reply from zealots is "oh that's Old Testament". WTF is that? It's like someone asking me why I said something they didn't agree with and I was like "Oh that was soo five minutes ago". You can't pick and choose what to believe or not, it's all or nothing!!!!
If a man can marry a woman, impregnate her, cheat on her, leave her and then divorce her and get married again how is that not a sin. Just in that sentence he committed a number of sins, but because I want to marry my boyfriend of 15 years it's a sin cause we take it up the ass. WTF???
So it's okay for the heterosexual zealots to increase the excess population because they can't keep their libido in check, pick and choose whom they marry one minute, then get it annulled or divorce the person within hours because they were either too drunk or change their mind, yet again I can't legally marry my boyfriend of 15 years?
It tears at my heart when children are killing themselves every day when they feel they can't be accepted for who they are because society tells them that they are wrong in everything that they do and feel.
When did we get to the point when not accepting each other for who we are became such an issue? What makes anyone feel they have the right to criticize and judge? If you are a true Christian, what-have-you, then you agree that there is one judge and when we meet HIM he will curse us for our sins and we are to love one another as we are and do unto others as you would have done unto you.
I know my boyfriend and I can have a "ceremony" and we don't need a piece of paper to allow us to further realize our love for one another, but it would be nice to have the same rights as my sisters, brothers, cousins and parents!!! I know some will probably get miffed, pissed and down right upset about this, but that is your bag not mine!! Take my 2 cents if you will, if not then just chuck it to the side cause someone else will pick up my shiny pennies and place them in their pocket and give it the home it deserves!!!!
(**steps down off vajazzled soap box**)
All right loves, until next time remember life is fleeting and it will pass you buy, so take the time to make each moment last and always, always leave your mark on the world!!!!
So this whole ordeal with Gay Marriage being against everything that is "right & just" is a crock of bull shit rolled in sewage and served up cold. Religious zealots like to label anything that goes away from their pre-ordained doctrine as a sin or being wrong in the eyes of God. How the hell do they know what is wrong in the eyes of God, do they talk to him on the phone or have lunch with him every Friday at the local Bob Evans? No I don't think so!!!
The Bible and all it's sayings are an interpretation of the word of God done hundreds of years ago by a room full of men. It contradicts itself on many occasions in both the Old and New Testament sayings and when you quote something the reply from zealots is "oh that's Old Testament". WTF is that? It's like someone asking me why I said something they didn't agree with and I was like "Oh that was soo five minutes ago". You can't pick and choose what to believe or not, it's all or nothing!!!!
If a man can marry a woman, impregnate her, cheat on her, leave her and then divorce her and get married again how is that not a sin. Just in that sentence he committed a number of sins, but because I want to marry my boyfriend of 15 years it's a sin cause we take it up the ass. WTF???
So it's okay for the heterosexual zealots to increase the excess population because they can't keep their libido in check, pick and choose whom they marry one minute, then get it annulled or divorce the person within hours because they were either too drunk or change their mind, yet again I can't legally marry my boyfriend of 15 years?
It tears at my heart when children are killing themselves every day when they feel they can't be accepted for who they are because society tells them that they are wrong in everything that they do and feel.
When did we get to the point when not accepting each other for who we are became such an issue? What makes anyone feel they have the right to criticize and judge? If you are a true Christian, what-have-you, then you agree that there is one judge and when we meet HIM he will curse us for our sins and we are to love one another as we are and do unto others as you would have done unto you.
I know my boyfriend and I can have a "ceremony" and we don't need a piece of paper to allow us to further realize our love for one another, but it would be nice to have the same rights as my sisters, brothers, cousins and parents!!! I know some will probably get miffed, pissed and down right upset about this, but that is your bag not mine!! Take my 2 cents if you will, if not then just chuck it to the side cause someone else will pick up my shiny pennies and place them in their pocket and give it the home it deserves!!!!
(**steps down off vajazzled soap box**)
All right loves, until next time remember life is fleeting and it will pass you buy, so take the time to make each moment last and always, always leave your mark on the world!!!!
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Gettin' Tipsy on the River
Hello MO's, Ho's and the few hetero's who read this, I'm coming at ya from the decks of the 'Belle of Cincinnati' this week. I'll be honest with you I was a little weary about sipping my Appletini on a boat, but never fear the queer has it under control. For those of you that didn't know this the 'Belle of Cincinnati', B&B Riverboats Flagship, was once a Casino Gambling Boat and still has every much the feel of that time gone by.
I have said this many times and I will keep saying it til the day I die the skyline of Cincinnati is very gorgeous, but there is nothing like the view from the 3rd Deck Parlor Room on the 'Belle'. B&B Riverboats has been an institution in the Queen City for many, many years and still holds true to the service they are known for.
Offering such food items as Herb Glazed Chicken , Fresh Whole Salmon, Beef Brisquet and an assortment of other encoutrement there is something for everyone. Not only is the food fabulous, but the drinks are to die for and you get a Souvenir 15 Oz Cup as well. I love the cup so much I have dubbed it my "QP" Cup aka Queer Pimp Cup because it looks like a cup Elizabeth Taylor would've drank out of if she had been a pimp!
As with every food establishment, there is always a few crazy employees; which typically takes away from the overall experience, but in this case they just add to the ambiance and make the evening more enjoyable. So if your in the mood for a decently priced dinner, an awesome view and an overall good time check out a Public Dinner Cruise on the B&B Riverboats. If your more in the mood to chill with some friends and listen to some good music while sipping on a tasty adult libations then check out one of their Late Night or Wine Tasting Cruises. So bitches get your deck shoes out, spritz on some Aqua DiGio and step aboard one of the ships at the Newport Landing with B&B Riverboats.
Check out the website:
www.bbriverboats.com
I have said this many times and I will keep saying it til the day I die the skyline of Cincinnati is very gorgeous, but there is nothing like the view from the 3rd Deck Parlor Room on the 'Belle'. B&B Riverboats has been an institution in the Queen City for many, many years and still holds true to the service they are known for.
Offering such food items as Herb Glazed Chicken , Fresh Whole Salmon, Beef Brisquet and an assortment of other encoutrement there is something for everyone. Not only is the food fabulous, but the drinks are to die for and you get a Souvenir 15 Oz Cup as well. I love the cup so much I have dubbed it my "QP" Cup aka Queer Pimp Cup because it looks like a cup Elizabeth Taylor would've drank out of if she had been a pimp!
As with every food establishment, there is always a few crazy employees; which typically takes away from the overall experience, but in this case they just add to the ambiance and make the evening more enjoyable. So if your in the mood for a decently priced dinner, an awesome view and an overall good time check out a Public Dinner Cruise on the B&B Riverboats. If your more in the mood to chill with some friends and listen to some good music while sipping on a tasty adult libations then check out one of their Late Night or Wine Tasting Cruises. So bitches get your deck shoes out, spritz on some Aqua DiGio and step aboard one of the ships at the Newport Landing with B&B Riverboats.
Check out the website:
www.bbriverboats.com
Sunday, April 3, 2011
The Queen City's newest Crown Jewel
Bored of the same old crowd and the same old music? Ever wondered what it would be like to sit at a table with friends rather than being huddled in a corner trying to hear each other over the way too loud music? Well have I got the place for you. The Queen City's newest "Crown Jewel" is The Cabaret, Cincinnati located on Walnut Street between Below Zero Lounge and the Pizza Window. If your looking for a place to be truly entertained all while sipping on tasty adult libations, then this is your place.
The Cast is headed up by Cincinnati's very own Penny Tration ensuring a good time will be had by all in attendance. The Cabaret Cincinnati offers 2 Shows Nightly, Delightful Appetizers and Snacks, Private VIP Area with dedicated Servers, some of the best and may I say cutest bartenders in town. If your too antsy to sit the whole night, no worries there's dancing as well. The Cabaret is soon becoming the "place to be" in the Queen City and if you aren't in attendance for one of the shows then you haven't truly experienced what an enjoyable time is.
I highly recommend calling ahead and booking a table, they do go fast. So ladies, lady boys and the few hetero's fix your wig, slap on some Designer Imposter Fragrance and get your ass down to the Cabaret Cincinnati for a fantastic evening with the coolest gurls in town.
Check out the website at http://www.cabaretcincinnati.com
The Cast is headed up by Cincinnati's very own Penny Tration ensuring a good time will be had by all in attendance. The Cabaret Cincinnati offers 2 Shows Nightly, Delightful Appetizers and Snacks, Private VIP Area with dedicated Servers, some of the best and may I say cutest bartenders in town. If your too antsy to sit the whole night, no worries there's dancing as well. The Cabaret is soon becoming the "place to be" in the Queen City and if you aren't in attendance for one of the shows then you haven't truly experienced what an enjoyable time is.
I highly recommend calling ahead and booking a table, they do go fast. So ladies, lady boys and the few hetero's fix your wig, slap on some Designer Imposter Fragrance and get your ass down to the Cabaret Cincinnati for a fantastic evening with the coolest gurls in town.
Check out the website at http://www.cabaretcincinnati.com
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