Hello you Ho's, Mo's and few Hetero's, I hope your Hallow-Queen was filled with fun, laughter and lots of booze. As all Hallow's Eve comes to an end so begins the Holiday Season. As many of you know Christmas is my FAVORITE Holiday of the year. I love the smells, the colors, the food and most of all the parties. So in this post I am going to give you some sure-fire tips that will help you pull off a FAB-U-LES party no matter your budget.
The first thing you need to know is your Invite sets the scene for the event and is also your calling card. In today's society of Technology we have become numb to proper party etiquette. I will admit I am guilty of sending an Invite via Facebook and Twitter to a party, but have learned my lesson and will never do it again. Whether you are having an intimate soiree with a few close friends or a massive gathering like a wedding, a hand written and designed invite will always make someone smile. There are so many computer programs you can buy out there and many websites to download templates to use to find the appropriate invite for your party and event. Granted using a computer to send a e-vite is cheaper, but it lacks creativity, personality and is so impersonal, alas the choice is yours to make.
When it comes to design and theme that choice is solely up to you on how you want to decorate. ALWAYS, ALWAYS set your table the day before, this way all you need to do is polish the drinkware and silverware. I always like to use Chargers instead of Placemats, but again the choice is yours(*Tip-If you can't afford you pay $6 a piece for place mats, then buy two yards of fabric, some "stitch witch" and some sewing pins. Measure the fabric 19"x14" and fold over 1" of the fabric on all sides. Iron a crease into the fabric on each side then place the "stitch witch" in the crease on the under side and iron. Voila you have a cheap, unique place mat. Should be able to make 20 place settings). I always love to have fresh seasonal flowers around the house and on the tables to provide a fresh atmosphere, these can be purchased the day of the party. Take the time to make Name Cards and arrange couples across the table from one another as to mix up the group. Couples sitting next to one another tend to converse with each other, but if they are forced to converse across the table, then others can break into the conversation as well. There are many websites you can go to that will help you with ideas on place settings and design ideas. As much as I hate to say this that bitch Martha is possibly your best choice, but Rachel has cheap, inexpensive ways to do the place up as well.
Now when it comes to food things can be a little more tedious and time consuming depending on dietary needs of any of the invitees, that's why I always include a note on the R.S.V.P. Card for them to write down any special needs, this again makes the event more personal by simply taking the time to ask one question other than "Click Yes or No". If you're having a dinner party then it's best to prep a day or two ahead, you don't want to be spending the entire party in the kitchen away from your guests. Now if you can afford to hire help, then leave that work up to them, but not all of us have that kind of disposable income so we are left to do the work ourselves. Prepping the dishes the day before can save you so much time and alleviate the issue of you being in the kitchen all the time.
I always place out appetizers about a half hour before the guests are set to arrive because there is always going to be that one person who shows up early; whom I use to help me finish all the final details. Now you don't need to serve a 7 course meal, unless you want to, 3 simple courses will suffice. Depending on the time of year I will usually do a soup/salad, a fish/chicken entree and finally some sorbet/cake for dessert. NEVER EVER use pre-packaged food items unless you have no choice, take the time to use fresh ingrediants from local farmer's markets to create some fresh and fantastic local fare.
NEVER EVER have the TV on during a party, instead have some music playing in the background. If the TV is on people will tend to migrate to the Living/Family Room and not mingle, thus making your party a "clique" fest as I call it. People will break off in groups and not socialize with the others around. Some cool Jazz or Mellow House Music with a nice beat will pair great with the atmosphere of your party. Choose the music that you like, but heed my advice, NO ONE wants to eat Beef Wellington whilst listening to Black Sabbath...I'm just saying.
Some unique ideas friends and I have used in the past are listed below. Feel free to ask questions here or my Facebook page (Click the link on my home page of this blog).
*Trim-A-Tree...Great for people who just rented their 1st Apt. or moved into their new home. An empty Christmas Tree will be set up with lights and garland and EACH Guest that is invited is to bring an Ornament to place on the tree. Every year when you put up the Tree you will be taken back to the memories of that party and the people who were in your life at that time whether they are now or not. The boy-oh and I did this in 1997 and still comment on the ornaments each year when we pull them out. We got some EXTREMELY INTERESTING Ornaments, but I love them all the same!
*Progressive Potluck...3 to 4 families on the same street are need for this party to work. Each person's home will make one course. Usually appetizers at othe first house, Salad/Soup at the second one, entree's at the third and finally desserts at the fourth. You start the night off at the first house and the person who's house you are going to for the second course will dip out 15 minutes early to prepare and the same will happy at the third and fourth courses aslo. This type of party is unique and interesting because everybody's house has a different feel and vibe as well as everyone serves up different fair. This is a party I have longed to try, but living where I do it's hard to find a family on my street who wouldn't fry up some Spam and call it Goetta.
No matter what you are planning to serve or the theme you are going with I am sure it will be FAB-U-LES, but remember it is the small details that people remember and will make them talk about your party for years to come. Until the next post bitches I am signing off. Take care of one another and spit in the face of opression from the man for being who you are. Remember Love the Life you Live and Live the Life you Love!!!!
The fun, fierce and fabulous place to find out all the hot eats, cool treats, sick beats and healthy needs in the Queen City with a few tidbits of fierce advice served up like no other!
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Face, Face, Face...I give beauty I give Face....
Hello you Mo's, Ho's and even those few Hetero's who read this bitches blog, this week I'm gonna talk about Skin Care and places to Pamper yourself around and about the Queen City in the upcoming harsh Winter months. I don't know about you, but there is nothing more off-putting than chapped lips and dry skin. Who in the hell is gonna "freak your freak" when your face is flaking like dandruff off of Perez Hilton's wig-piece? Nobody that's who.
Now I am all for individuality, but come on you got to take care of your face, it is your calling card you know. You don't need to go to the extremes of Botox or Plastic Surgery, unless that's your thang, but a little night cream and some moisturizer will literally lighten and brighten your over all skin, plus it makes ya look younger, and believe me when I say this I am all for looking younger, especialy since I hit 34...
My buddies at PSupplements have a product called Knockout Wrinkles Anti-Aging Serum and this stuff is ah-mah-zing, I use it that's how I know. This new state-of-the-art wrinkle reduction formula is designed to help recover from years of overexposure from harmful Ultraviolet and UVA. It is a MUST for everyone over the age of 28, so bitches click the link and order some (use code LFS11 at checkout and get Free UPS Ground Shipping on your order...tell 'em the Tipsy Queer sent ya!!!)
Now for those of you bitches who are just too damn lazy to do all the work yourself or just don't know how to use all the products in your make-up bag, then I recommend you check out Brideface 'Face-ing' Services. This bevy of beautiful and talented ladies offer classes to teach you how to properly apply a look that suits your style and face. If you're a little hesitant at trying their services then come out to the 'BrideFace Mashup, Part Two'. You can come out and meet with all the beauty experts, make appointments and receive discounts on products and services that they and their partners offer. I personally think you're a fool if you don't call them, at least that's what my friends Rachel Lisa told me to say...LOL...gotcha bitch!!!
Well this little queer is about to slap on a Collagen Mask, crack open a bottle of Moscato and soak in a tub to the slow tunes of Adele.
Remember to take care of your body and skin and they will take care of you. Until next time mother-fuqa's be safe, be real and as always be you!!!
Now I am all for individuality, but come on you got to take care of your face, it is your calling card you know. You don't need to go to the extremes of Botox or Plastic Surgery, unless that's your thang, but a little night cream and some moisturizer will literally lighten and brighten your over all skin, plus it makes ya look younger, and believe me when I say this I am all for looking younger, especialy since I hit 34...
My buddies at PSupplements have a product called Knockout Wrinkles Anti-Aging Serum and this stuff is ah-mah-zing, I use it that's how I know. This new state-of-the-art wrinkle reduction formula is designed to help recover from years of overexposure from harmful Ultraviolet and UVA. It is a MUST for everyone over the age of 28, so bitches click the link and order some (use code LFS11 at checkout and get Free UPS Ground Shipping on your order...tell 'em the Tipsy Queer sent ya!!!)
Now for those of you bitches who are just too damn lazy to do all the work yourself or just don't know how to use all the products in your make-up bag, then I recommend you check out Brideface 'Face-ing' Services. This bevy of beautiful and talented ladies offer classes to teach you how to properly apply a look that suits your style and face. If you're a little hesitant at trying their services then come out to the 'BrideFace Mashup, Part Two'. You can come out and meet with all the beauty experts, make appointments and receive discounts on products and services that they and their partners offer. I personally think you're a fool if you don't call them, at least that's what my friends Rachel Lisa told me to say...LOL...gotcha bitch!!!
Well this little queer is about to slap on a Collagen Mask, crack open a bottle of Moscato and soak in a tub to the slow tunes of Adele.
Remember to take care of your body and skin and they will take care of you. Until next time mother-fuqa's be safe, be real and as always be you!!!
Sunday, October 2, 2011
Bringin' Sexy Back Bitches...
Hello Mo's, Ho's and you few Hetero's, this week I'm gonna talk about sex baby...
Let's face it some of us were born with a Libido to rival that of Zeus himself and others, well let's just say the 40 Year Old Virgin isn't Fiction. Keeping sex interesting is what makes it all that much better. A litte role-play is always a good way to spice it up. Honestly everytime the boy-oh puts on his over-alls and work boots it's like Christmas in my pants.
Some people need a little help with keeping it up, and there is nothing wrong with that and there are all kinds of drugs out there to help, Viagra, Extenze and many others, but nothing else will keep you going strong like Nite Rider from PSupplements. This all natural blend produced in an FDA Approved Lab will prolong performance and give you a harder, longer lasting erection without all the nasty side-effects of those other prescribed pills. Personally even the best of us need a little help sometime.
Now I know what you may be thinking, but have you really had the best sex ever? The kind that makes your toes curl, makes your girl/guy moan in ectasy, and when you blow your eyes roll back in your head? If you have, well what's your number and when are we meeting for drinks, now if you haven't then I suggest getting a little herbal help.
If pills aren't your way and you are more into toys then maybe you should check out Pure Romance by Tisa. She sells flesh lights, sex creams and many other playful and kinky things to make any bitch throw her heels in the air and scream "stick it in".
So bitches and bro's click on the links, shop around and do yourself and your sexual partner a favor and get the help you need to fuck their socks off. Until next time keep it real, keep it safe and as always mutha-fuqa's keep it freaky!!!!!
Let's face it some of us were born with a Libido to rival that of Zeus himself and others, well let's just say the 40 Year Old Virgin isn't Fiction. Keeping sex interesting is what makes it all that much better. A litte role-play is always a good way to spice it up. Honestly everytime the boy-oh puts on his over-alls and work boots it's like Christmas in my pants.
Some people need a little help with keeping it up, and there is nothing wrong with that and there are all kinds of drugs out there to help, Viagra, Extenze and many others, but nothing else will keep you going strong like Nite Rider from PSupplements. This all natural blend produced in an FDA Approved Lab will prolong performance and give you a harder, longer lasting erection without all the nasty side-effects of those other prescribed pills. Personally even the best of us need a little help sometime.
Now I know what you may be thinking, but have you really had the best sex ever? The kind that makes your toes curl, makes your girl/guy moan in ectasy, and when you blow your eyes roll back in your head? If you have, well what's your number and when are we meeting for drinks, now if you haven't then I suggest getting a little herbal help.
If pills aren't your way and you are more into toys then maybe you should check out Pure Romance by Tisa. She sells flesh lights, sex creams and many other playful and kinky things to make any bitch throw her heels in the air and scream "stick it in".
So bitches and bro's click on the links, shop around and do yourself and your sexual partner a favor and get the help you need to fuck their socks off. Until next time keep it real, keep it safe and as always mutha-fuqa's keep it freaky!!!!!
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Gettin' fit wit it....
Well hello Mo's, Ho's and you few Hetero's the bitch is back. After a long needed sabbatical I have decided to shine my fab-u-les light again on the world, so hold on to your Jeggin's bitches this shit's gonna be Paramount.
With Winter fast approaching so do the inevitable "Winter Blues". We loose our ultimate Mood Ehancer Vitamin D from the lack of Sun and not being as active as we would like to be, so it may be the time to turn a little supplemental help.
If you're feeling a little down and need a shot of what I call 'liquid love' before heading out to the club in your new Jimmy Choo's, then check out the Red Dawn Vector Shot. Designed to heighten your mood and increase your sex drive...wait what's that you say, increase my sex drive, bitch this shit is already in 4th gear, but I'll take it to 5th. For all you party kids out there who love to shake what yo mama gave ya in your Diesel Jeans, then this is the product for you.
NOW for us older bitches there are all kinds of Anti-Aging Supplements out there and of the ones I have tried I prefer the au naturale kinds with HGH aka Human Growth Hormone. Paramount Supplements offer Max HgH, an all natural blend of L-group amino acids, HgH and Growth Factors specifically designed and formulated to help you look and feel all around fan-fukin-tastic. It has been shown that a decrease of HgH begins in our 30's and I know none of you bitches are younger than me, so you all need to click on the link at the top right corner of the blog and check out the Paramount-Supplements website ran by my buddy JRapp and a group of well educated and ,quite honestly hot little fuckers, and get on the fit, fun, fab-u-les train.
You may be asking, now why in the hell is the Tipsy Queer of all people talking about image when he values all body shapes and sizes. I will tell you why, we all need to be healthy. I am simply recommending you check out these products to help improve your over all attitude and well-being. Well mutha fuqua's this bitch has a Skinny-tini that is getting warm, so keep it real, keep it fierce and most of all keep it fit bitches! Til my next post take care of another and take a moment to let those you love know....
With Winter fast approaching so do the inevitable "Winter Blues". We loose our ultimate Mood Ehancer Vitamin D from the lack of Sun and not being as active as we would like to be, so it may be the time to turn a little supplemental help.
If you're feeling a little down and need a shot of what I call 'liquid love' before heading out to the club in your new Jimmy Choo's, then check out the Red Dawn Vector Shot. Designed to heighten your mood and increase your sex drive...wait what's that you say, increase my sex drive, bitch this shit is already in 4th gear, but I'll take it to 5th. For all you party kids out there who love to shake what yo mama gave ya in your Diesel Jeans, then this is the product for you.
NOW for us older bitches there are all kinds of Anti-Aging Supplements out there and of the ones I have tried I prefer the au naturale kinds with HGH aka Human Growth Hormone. Paramount Supplements offer Max HgH, an all natural blend of L-group amino acids, HgH and Growth Factors specifically designed and formulated to help you look and feel all around fan-fukin-tastic. It has been shown that a decrease of HgH begins in our 30's and I know none of you bitches are younger than me, so you all need to click on the link at the top right corner of the blog and check out the Paramount-Supplements website ran by my buddy JRapp and a group of well educated and ,quite honestly hot little fuckers, and get on the fit, fun, fab-u-les train.
You may be asking, now why in the hell is the Tipsy Queer of all people talking about image when he values all body shapes and sizes. I will tell you why, we all need to be healthy. I am simply recommending you check out these products to help improve your over all attitude and well-being. Well mutha fuqua's this bitch has a Skinny-tini that is getting warm, so keep it real, keep it fierce and most of all keep it fit bitches! Til my next post take care of another and take a moment to let those you love know....
Monday, July 4, 2011
Tiki what, Tiki who....
Well hello Mo's, Ho's and you few hetero's, I hope everyone is enjoying their 4th of July. Summer time is upon us and being so close to the rIver in CincinnaTi we don't get the usual summertime fun that coastal cities do, but that hasn't stoPped us from bringing some of the best 'beach fun' to the Queen cIty.
If your thing is swimming and water parks, there is Coney Island and Coco Key's at the Beach Waterpark. If your looking for good clean family fun while sipping on a cocktail and cruising down a lazy river then Boomerang Bay at KingS IslaNd is the place to be. But if your like me and are looking for good food, awesome live music and froZen drinks with umbrella's then Pirate's Cove at the Four Season Marina is your Hang out.
Housing one of the Largest Tiki Huts this far noRth of Ft. Lauderdale the ambiance is awesome. Opening at 11 am daily (weather permitting) there are Dinner Specials for $6.99 Mon-Thurs and live music every night of the week. Located on the Four Seasons Marina off Kellog Avenue this is the Hot and hAppenIng place to be any day of the week, especiaLly before any concerts you may be attending at Riverbend or the PNC paVillion.
ONe of my favorite items is the CubAn sandwich and for $12.95 it's a steal. Color me happy with a ice cold Summer Shandy and a Cuban Sandwich listening to live music under the Tiki Hut, nothing like it anywhere else within at least 100 miles! For more information check out the link below and also look in your local REACH Magazines for coupons and special Deals. So bitches throw on your capris, a nice pair of sandals and a fierce top and get your ass down to Pirates Cove, I've got a seat saved for ya at the bar!!!!!
http://piratescovetropicalbar.com/
If your thing is swimming and water parks, there is Coney Island and Coco Key's at the Beach Waterpark. If your looking for good clean family fun while sipping on a cocktail and cruising down a lazy river then Boomerang Bay at KingS IslaNd is the place to be. But if your like me and are looking for good food, awesome live music and froZen drinks with umbrella's then Pirate's Cove at the Four Season Marina is your Hang out.
Housing one of the Largest Tiki Huts this far noRth of Ft. Lauderdale the ambiance is awesome. Opening at 11 am daily (weather permitting) there are Dinner Specials for $6.99 Mon-Thurs and live music every night of the week. Located on the Four Seasons Marina off Kellog Avenue this is the Hot and hAppenIng place to be any day of the week, especiaLly before any concerts you may be attending at Riverbend or the PNC paVillion.
ONe of my favorite items is the CubAn sandwich and for $12.95 it's a steal. Color me happy with a ice cold Summer Shandy and a Cuban Sandwich listening to live music under the Tiki Hut, nothing like it anywhere else within at least 100 miles! For more information check out the link below and also look in your local REACH Magazines for coupons and special Deals. So bitches throw on your capris, a nice pair of sandals and a fierce top and get your ass down to Pirates Cove, I've got a seat saved for ya at the bar!!!!!
http://piratescovetropicalbar.com/
Thursday, June 30, 2011
What't that you say?
Hello Mo's, Ho's and you few hetero's I apologize for the delay in posting, I know some of you have to be on the edge of your seats in anticipation of when it will happen again...LOL. This week I'm going to talk About Pride. Webster's dictionary defines Pride as : the quality or state of being proud: a :inordinate self-esteem : conceit/b :a reasonable or justifiable self-respect/c :delight or elation arising from some act, possession, or relationship . This month and next all across the world Gay Pride Parades are taking place and I am proud to say so.
I am not only talking about being proud of being Gay, bUt being proud of who you are; whether that be Jewish, Catholic, Blonde, Blind or a horrible dancEr. Just be proud.
Hold faSt to who you are and don't let ANYONE tell you that you aren't right or weren't BoRn this wAy. I say fuk'eM all. Peoples insecurities of themselves is what caUses them to throW their HAte towards others. Evil is an ugly, nasty thing! I for one will be wearing my 'Tipsy Queer Hat' with Pride this coming weekend at Cincinnati's Gay Pride Festival on Fountain Square. What have you dONe lately to make you feel Proud? Keep it real, keep if FIerce and as always keep it right!!!!
I am not only talking about being proud of being Gay, bUt being proud of who you are; whether that be Jewish, Catholic, Blonde, Blind or a horrible dancEr. Just be proud.
Hold faSt to who you are and don't let ANYONE tell you that you aren't right or weren't BoRn this wAy. I say fuk'eM all. Peoples insecurities of themselves is what caUses them to throW their HAte towards others. Evil is an ugly, nasty thing! I for one will be wearing my 'Tipsy Queer Hat' with Pride this coming weekend at Cincinnati's Gay Pride Festival on Fountain Square. What have you dONe lately to make you feel Proud? Keep it real, keep if FIerce and as always keep it right!!!!
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Monthly Give-A-Way
Hello Mo's, Ho's and you few Hetero's I coming at ya with the rules for the 2nd Monthly give-a-way from your friendly, fierce and fashionable Tipsy Queer. Since no one answer ALL the the questions correctly last months prize will be added to this months, doubling the booty to be won. What do you need to do you ask, well sit tight, crack open a bottle of vino and take a read.
*Official Contest Rules -
1.) The winner MUST 'Like' my page on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/pages/TheTipsyQueer/168433893213951)
2.) The winner MUST 'Follow' my Blog
(http://thetipsyqueer.blogspot.com)
3.) The contest will run for 30 Days from the Date of the "Office Rules" posted each month
4.) The winner MUST answer the "Final Question" provided in the last post made on the 30th day of the current months contest.
5.) The Winner will be announced on both Facebook and the Blog within 24 hours, in which they must private message me their address or how to get the prize to them. **Failure to do so will result in the prize going to the runner up. In the Event of NO Runner Up the prize will be added to the Give-A-Way the following month**
*Official Contest Rules -
1.) The winner MUST 'Like' my page on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/pages/TheTipsyQueer/168433893213951)
2.) The winner MUST 'Follow' my Blog
(http://thetipsyqueer.blogspot.com)
3.) The contest will run for 30 Days from the Date of the "Office Rules" posted each month
4.) The winner MUST answer the "Final Question" provided in the last post made on the 30th day of the current months contest.
5.) The Winner will be announced on both Facebook and the Blog within 24 hours, in which they must private message me their address or how to get the prize to them. **Failure to do so will result in the prize going to the runner up. In the Event of NO Runner Up the prize will be added to the Give-A-Way the following month**
What the hell are you wearing?
Hello Mo's, Ho's and you few Hetero's sorry for the lapse in posts this little queerbie has been cheating on fashion with furniture....
So this week I'm coming at you to talk about recent fashion trends and creating a base wardrobe. I'm loving the colors for Spring and Summer, but I am NOT a fan of mixing patterns. Call me old fashion and maybe a little of a clothist, but I don't think that wearing a floral pattern top DOES NOT look good with houndstooth capri's....bleh I don't care what Rachel Zoe says.
I like more classical, vintage looks and if you look at all the Fashion Icons of yester-year, Coco (The Queen of Fashion), Audrey (Little Miss Black Dress) and Jackie O (The Lady who made the Pill Box Hat HOT) you will see truly classic and never-dying style. Regardless of the current fashion trends all girls should have a Little Black dress, so taking this into consideration why should we be forced to go with the masses when 3 months from now the styles will be "old" and "out-dated" and everyone will be back to black.
Create a closet with classic styles, a good fitting pair of jeans, a nice cardigan and that little black dress as your base amongst others and add bits of color here and there with updated styles. No matter how or when trends change you will always be in style and instead of replacing a WHOLE closet with new items, you only have to replace a few items.
Taking care of clothes should be as important as taking care of your skin, your hair and your health. You treat your "kids" good and they'll be nice to mama for years to come. When updating your "bit pieces" as I call them, items not part of the core, you can come ahead a good person or with a few bucks in your pocket. Donating clothes to the needy are always good things to do, let's face it Thrift Store shoppers wanna look good to, but if donating ain't your schtick then try selling the clothes at consignment shops like the Snooty Fox or Plato's Closet. You may find some gently-used hot items there to add to your wardrobe for a fraction of the price.
With all this being said don't let ANYONE tell you what you look good in and what makes you feel hot, only you know that, but I would ask you take into consideration the words I have written here today. Go forward and be fabulous and stay the fuck out my closet bitches, ain't nobody gettin' into my Vintage Gucci Loafers besides this queer...I don't share my clothes.
So this week I'm coming at you to talk about recent fashion trends and creating a base wardrobe. I'm loving the colors for Spring and Summer, but I am NOT a fan of mixing patterns. Call me old fashion and maybe a little of a clothist, but I don't think that wearing a floral pattern top DOES NOT look good with houndstooth capri's....bleh I don't care what Rachel Zoe says.
I like more classical, vintage looks and if you look at all the Fashion Icons of yester-year, Coco (The Queen of Fashion), Audrey (Little Miss Black Dress) and Jackie O (The Lady who made the Pill Box Hat HOT) you will see truly classic and never-dying style. Regardless of the current fashion trends all girls should have a Little Black dress, so taking this into consideration why should we be forced to go with the masses when 3 months from now the styles will be "old" and "out-dated" and everyone will be back to black.
Create a closet with classic styles, a good fitting pair of jeans, a nice cardigan and that little black dress as your base amongst others and add bits of color here and there with updated styles. No matter how or when trends change you will always be in style and instead of replacing a WHOLE closet with new items, you only have to replace a few items.
Taking care of clothes should be as important as taking care of your skin, your hair and your health. You treat your "kids" good and they'll be nice to mama for years to come. When updating your "bit pieces" as I call them, items not part of the core, you can come ahead a good person or with a few bucks in your pocket. Donating clothes to the needy are always good things to do, let's face it Thrift Store shoppers wanna look good to, but if donating ain't your schtick then try selling the clothes at consignment shops like the Snooty Fox or Plato's Closet. You may find some gently-used hot items there to add to your wardrobe for a fraction of the price.
With all this being said don't let ANYONE tell you what you look good in and what makes you feel hot, only you know that, but I would ask you take into consideration the words I have written here today. Go forward and be fabulous and stay the fuck out my closet bitches, ain't nobody gettin' into my Vintage Gucci Loafers besides this queer...I don't share my clothes.
Sunday, May 22, 2011
This ain't yo mama's sweating to the oldies.....
Hello Mo's, Ho's and you few hetero's, sorry it has taken me soo long to blog something new, this little queer has been a busy, busy bee. This week I want to take a moment and talk about image and health. I'm all for freedom of expression and wearing what you want, but there are just some cardinal rules that SHOULD NOT be broken. I often think to myself "What in the hell" were they thinking when they chose to wear that outfit, then I remind myself most aren't as saavy or fashion forward as myself and my readers, but there are just some things that certain people should not wear.
I don't care how hot you think you look when you put on those spandex or pajama jeans, but if your ass is stretching the material beyond the limits of the known capabilities of physics or your gut is overlapping and hanging down to your ankles....oooh child you ain't looking pretty. I am not trying to tell anyone how to dress or what they should wear, wait who am I kidding HELL YES I am. I mean come on seriously drop the few extra bucks and buy the next size or five bigger.
No matter your body type there are tasteful ways for all of us to dress and unless your goal is to become the newly crowned Miss White Trash USA, then head my advice. Now if you aspire to be the afformentioned beauty queen then go on with your bad self, just keep it in the back woods you come from please.
One way to improve our body image is through exercise and I know some of you may be scared of the typical gym with all the beefcakes and machines that look like some sort of Cold War torture device, but there are other ways to increase your energy, decrease your pant size and have fun with it. I have belonged to many gyms over the years and have come to the realization that I am not someone who can find the motivation to work out in these places, so I have looked elsewhere. I have tried everything from Yoga to Belly Dancing, Aerobics to Spin Classes, I even went as far as trying pole dancing classes, but none gave me what I wanted.
Because of a friend and a fundraiser for the local High Schools Boys Basketball Team I discovered ZUMBA. Let me tell you ladies and gents I have never had so much fun and sweated soo much in one hour than I do at Robin's class in Amelia at 'R Place'. Classes are only $5 each, there are packages you can buy and the higher the price, the more "FREE" classes you get. Don't worry if you can't dance or feel that you are the most uncoordinated or clumsy person out there, this class is for everyone. I have been doing 2 classes a week for 3 weeks and have already lost 5 pounds; which is a good thing cause mama's got a hot two piece I gots-ta fit into. SO if your looking for a place to shake your ass whilst sweating the pounds away check out the website below for a class near you.
And if you choose to wear spandex to the class, please make sure you wear a shirt long enough to cover your front butt cause I don't wanna see your cooter sweat!!!
To find a Zumba Class near you go to - www.zumba.com
If your in the Amelia/Beechmont/Eastgate/Anderson area check out Robins site -
http://www.zumba.com/en-US/profiles/48079/robin-brinck
I don't care how hot you think you look when you put on those spandex or pajama jeans, but if your ass is stretching the material beyond the limits of the known capabilities of physics or your gut is overlapping and hanging down to your ankles....oooh child you ain't looking pretty. I am not trying to tell anyone how to dress or what they should wear, wait who am I kidding HELL YES I am. I mean come on seriously drop the few extra bucks and buy the next size or five bigger.
No matter your body type there are tasteful ways for all of us to dress and unless your goal is to become the newly crowned Miss White Trash USA, then head my advice. Now if you aspire to be the afformentioned beauty queen then go on with your bad self, just keep it in the back woods you come from please.
One way to improve our body image is through exercise and I know some of you may be scared of the typical gym with all the beefcakes and machines that look like some sort of Cold War torture device, but there are other ways to increase your energy, decrease your pant size and have fun with it. I have belonged to many gyms over the years and have come to the realization that I am not someone who can find the motivation to work out in these places, so I have looked elsewhere. I have tried everything from Yoga to Belly Dancing, Aerobics to Spin Classes, I even went as far as trying pole dancing classes, but none gave me what I wanted.
Because of a friend and a fundraiser for the local High Schools Boys Basketball Team I discovered ZUMBA. Let me tell you ladies and gents I have never had so much fun and sweated soo much in one hour than I do at Robin's class in Amelia at 'R Place'. Classes are only $5 each, there are packages you can buy and the higher the price, the more "FREE" classes you get. Don't worry if you can't dance or feel that you are the most uncoordinated or clumsy person out there, this class is for everyone. I have been doing 2 classes a week for 3 weeks and have already lost 5 pounds; which is a good thing cause mama's got a hot two piece I gots-ta fit into. SO if your looking for a place to shake your ass whilst sweating the pounds away check out the website below for a class near you.
And if you choose to wear spandex to the class, please make sure you wear a shirt long enough to cover your front butt cause I don't wanna see your cooter sweat!!!
To find a Zumba Class near you go to - www.zumba.com
If your in the Amelia/Beechmont/Eastgate/Anderson area check out Robins site -
http://www.zumba.com/en-US/profiles/48079/robin-brinck
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Mojito in hand....
Hello Mo's, Ho's and you few Hetero's I'm coming at ya with Mojito in hand this week. Many people don't know about something fabulis that happens downtown in the Queen City on Friday nights. What is this you may ask, it's ladies night at Bartini....
Bartini has quickly become the Queen City's premier location for all the single ladies to party at on Friday night. Not only do they offer up good music from Steve the Greek from Cincinnati's very own Kiss 107 FM, but they also offer over 100 different types of Martinis. If you like to drink like I do then your taste buds will never be disappointed.
From the 'Sweet Tini' to the 'Ocean Blue' there is something for the Martini Coniseur in all of us. The place has a bumpin croud, good people and is located in the heart of downtown only a few blocks from Fountain Square, there is something for everyone.
This bar is one of the few "Str8" bars that cater and accept all walks of life. Upon looking over the crowd you will see a mix of professionals, college kids, street kids, Emo punks and up and coming Drag queens. Not only does this place offer all of the above, but it is located next door to Mr. Sushi; which is open until 2 am. And did I forget to mention that the Queen City's very own 'Pure Romance' hosts it all.
So if your looking for a good time, hot beats, cute meat and cool treats with the possibility of winning a vibrator or lube to boot, check out Bartini's Cincinnati. Signing off with Mojito in hand the Tipsy Queer wants you to keep it fierce, keep it fashionable and as always keep it real!!!!
Web Address:
http://www.bartiniscincinnati.com/
Bartini has quickly become the Queen City's premier location for all the single ladies to party at on Friday night. Not only do they offer up good music from Steve the Greek from Cincinnati's very own Kiss 107 FM, but they also offer over 100 different types of Martinis. If you like to drink like I do then your taste buds will never be disappointed.
From the 'Sweet Tini' to the 'Ocean Blue' there is something for the Martini Coniseur in all of us. The place has a bumpin croud, good people and is located in the heart of downtown only a few blocks from Fountain Square, there is something for everyone.
This bar is one of the few "Str8" bars that cater and accept all walks of life. Upon looking over the crowd you will see a mix of professionals, college kids, street kids, Emo punks and up and coming Drag queens. Not only does this place offer all of the above, but it is located next door to Mr. Sushi; which is open until 2 am. And did I forget to mention that the Queen City's very own 'Pure Romance' hosts it all.
So if your looking for a good time, hot beats, cute meat and cool treats with the possibility of winning a vibrator or lube to boot, check out Bartini's Cincinnati. Signing off with Mojito in hand the Tipsy Queer wants you to keep it fierce, keep it fashionable and as always keep it real!!!!
Web Address:
http://www.bartiniscincinnati.com/
Monday, May 2, 2011
Monthly give-a-way Contest
Hello Mo's, Ho's and you few Hetero's I coming at ya with the rules for the 1st Monthly give-a-way from your friendly, fierce and fashionable Tipsy Queer. Staring this month I will be giving away a 'must have' for this seasons hot outfit. What do you need to do you ask, well sit tight, crack open a bottle of vino and take a read.
*Official Contest Rules -
1.) The winner MUST 'Like' my page on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/pages/TheTipsyQueer/168433893213951)
2.) The winner MUST 'Follow' my Blog
(http://thetipsyqueer.blogspot.com)
3.) The contest will run for 30 Days from the Date of the "Office Rules" posted each month
4.) The winner MUST answer the "Final Question" provided in the last post made on the 30th day of the current months contest.
5.) The Winner will be announced on both Facebook and the Blog within 24 hours, in which they must private message me their address or how to get the prize to them. **Failure to do so will result in the prize going to the runner up. In the Event of NO Runner Up the prize will be added to the Give-A-Way the following month**
***Item Pictured is NOT exact give-a-way***
When to know when to trust your gut.....
Hello Mo's, Ho's and you few hetero's...this months Cosmo got me thinking about when we should learn to trust our gut. I took the quiz in the back and based on my score I have 'Awesome Instincts' - You and your intuition are like BFFs: super in tune. Our instincts play a HUGE part in how we react to situations and what we choose to wear, eat and whom to be friends with on a day-to-day basis. Some people are afraid to trust theirs due to how they were raised or what their society or religion tells them is wrong. Instinct is an INNATE part of who we are, by not trusting them you are not trusting yourself; therefore not living life to it's fullest.
Some situations will give you butterflies upon first reaction and may even be a little scary, causing your first reaction to shy away and say no. How do you know that you aren't passing up some life changing experience? I'm not saying to go all cavalier and throw all caution to the wind, but trust your instincts they will never steer you wrong.
I have been in many a awkward scenario and wouldn't change anything that I have done. I have met soo many good friends and experienced soo many awesome things, somethings I will never forget. One specific night comes to mind. Years ago my husband, a good friend and myself were in San Francisco visiting some friends and were on our way out to a club one night. We were going to walk to the club, as it was only minutes from our hotel, but decided to take a cab. Turned out the cabby knew the door guy and got us in free. While in the club we met up with our friends and started our night out. Throughout the midst of the night we met soo many cool people, some most would shy away from talking with based solely on their appearance, but we ended up going to a private club and got to experience the sun rise over the Golden Gate Bridge, something like I've never seen before. By trusting my instincts I got to experience a night out like no other and in the process made some pretty awesome friends I still keep in touch with.
Now I understand most peoples "risk taking" ratio is lower than others and I wouldn't expect anyone to do anything that would put them in harms way. I would ask that once, just once take that risk and see what lies on the other side of the looking glass Alice. Don't go through life with blinders on because you'll never know what opportunity or friend you may be passing up. As always my loves take care of one another and make each day count remembering to leave your mark on the world and make it one that counts!!!!
Some situations will give you butterflies upon first reaction and may even be a little scary, causing your first reaction to shy away and say no. How do you know that you aren't passing up some life changing experience? I'm not saying to go all cavalier and throw all caution to the wind, but trust your instincts they will never steer you wrong.
I have been in many a awkward scenario and wouldn't change anything that I have done. I have met soo many good friends and experienced soo many awesome things, somethings I will never forget. One specific night comes to mind. Years ago my husband, a good friend and myself were in San Francisco visiting some friends and were on our way out to a club one night. We were going to walk to the club, as it was only minutes from our hotel, but decided to take a cab. Turned out the cabby knew the door guy and got us in free. While in the club we met up with our friends and started our night out. Throughout the midst of the night we met soo many cool people, some most would shy away from talking with based solely on their appearance, but we ended up going to a private club and got to experience the sun rise over the Golden Gate Bridge, something like I've never seen before. By trusting my instincts I got to experience a night out like no other and in the process made some pretty awesome friends I still keep in touch with.
Now I understand most peoples "risk taking" ratio is lower than others and I wouldn't expect anyone to do anything that would put them in harms way. I would ask that once, just once take that risk and see what lies on the other side of the looking glass Alice. Don't go through life with blinders on because you'll never know what opportunity or friend you may be passing up. As always my loves take care of one another and make each day count remembering to leave your mark on the world and make it one that counts!!!!
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
"I bet you're a 6 beer queer"
Hello Mo's, Ho's and you few Hetero's I'm coming at ya with a little bit of an etiquette lesson. Have you ever been "hit on" or "propositioned" by someone of the opposite sexual orientation? Not sure how to react? Instantly do you go to nervously laughing and passing gas? Well no fears the Tipsy Queer has bit of advice for the "proper" way to handle the situation no matter who's doing the flirting.
Most people's reaction is to get nervous and walk away. DON'T do this, it will only make you more of a challenge to the girl or guy pursuing you. Each person's feelings are different about the scenario; therefore a WIDE variety of possibilities come in to play as to what the end result will be. No matter your personal feelings towards the opposite sexual orientation, whether you be gay, straight, bi, trans-gendered or just down right confused a polite demeanor will almost always cure the stress of the situation and alleviate the "cougar" from pursuing the prey.
Politely tell the person that you are flattered and do not "swing" that way, this simple answer should work. For the more persistent on-lookers you may need to take it to the next level and after making the prior statement just politely re-iterate it. I always recommend travelling in groups. I know I always take a sister to the head with me, so that we can dish about all of the latest Fashion Trends Wal-Mart is currently carrying. No matter what you do DO NOT get offended and throw a punch, a heal or rip off any wigs. The fact that someone finds you attractive enough to come and say so is a huge form of flattery and should be taken that way.
I have met many of my guy friends by hitting on them, then turning around buying them a drink to apologize for making them feel uncomfortable. A level head will always get you through the night regardless if you're at Willie's Sports Cafe, The Dock or the Golden Nugget. I always love it when a girl, no matter sexual preference, or a straight guy comment on my looks, sense of style or just all over personality.
So with this being said go out in to the world, being your fabulous self and keep in mind the person asking the question to you may be just as nervous as you are feeling on the receiving end. Take care my loves and remember life is fleeting so make each day a memorable one and make sure you leave your mark on the world as something to be proud of.
Most people's reaction is to get nervous and walk away. DON'T do this, it will only make you more of a challenge to the girl or guy pursuing you. Each person's feelings are different about the scenario; therefore a WIDE variety of possibilities come in to play as to what the end result will be. No matter your personal feelings towards the opposite sexual orientation, whether you be gay, straight, bi, trans-gendered or just down right confused a polite demeanor will almost always cure the stress of the situation and alleviate the "cougar" from pursuing the prey.
Politely tell the person that you are flattered and do not "swing" that way, this simple answer should work. For the more persistent on-lookers you may need to take it to the next level and after making the prior statement just politely re-iterate it. I always recommend travelling in groups. I know I always take a sister to the head with me, so that we can dish about all of the latest Fashion Trends Wal-Mart is currently carrying. No matter what you do DO NOT get offended and throw a punch, a heal or rip off any wigs. The fact that someone finds you attractive enough to come and say so is a huge form of flattery and should be taken that way.
I have met many of my guy friends by hitting on them, then turning around buying them a drink to apologize for making them feel uncomfortable. A level head will always get you through the night regardless if you're at Willie's Sports Cafe, The Dock or the Golden Nugget. I always love it when a girl, no matter sexual preference, or a straight guy comment on my looks, sense of style or just all over personality.
So with this being said go out in to the world, being your fabulous self and keep in mind the person asking the question to you may be just as nervous as you are feeling on the receiving end. Take care my loves and remember life is fleeting so make each day a memorable one and make sure you leave your mark on the world as something to be proud of.
Monday, April 18, 2011
Gettin' Political on yo ass.....
Hello Mo's, ho's and those few hetero's this week I am taking break from being fabulous and gonna step up on my vajazzled soap box and get political for a minute!!!!
So this whole ordeal with Gay Marriage being against everything that is "right & just" is a crock of bull shit rolled in sewage and served up cold. Religious zealots like to label anything that goes away from their pre-ordained doctrine as a sin or being wrong in the eyes of God. How the hell do they know what is wrong in the eyes of God, do they talk to him on the phone or have lunch with him every Friday at the local Bob Evans? No I don't think so!!!
The Bible and all it's sayings are an interpretation of the word of God done hundreds of years ago by a room full of men. It contradicts itself on many occasions in both the Old and New Testament sayings and when you quote something the reply from zealots is "oh that's Old Testament". WTF is that? It's like someone asking me why I said something they didn't agree with and I was like "Oh that was soo five minutes ago". You can't pick and choose what to believe or not, it's all or nothing!!!!
If a man can marry a woman, impregnate her, cheat on her, leave her and then divorce her and get married again how is that not a sin. Just in that sentence he committed a number of sins, but because I want to marry my boyfriend of 15 years it's a sin cause we take it up the ass. WTF???
So it's okay for the heterosexual zealots to increase the excess population because they can't keep their libido in check, pick and choose whom they marry one minute, then get it annulled or divorce the person within hours because they were either too drunk or change their mind, yet again I can't legally marry my boyfriend of 15 years?
It tears at my heart when children are killing themselves every day when they feel they can't be accepted for who they are because society tells them that they are wrong in everything that they do and feel.
When did we get to the point when not accepting each other for who we are became such an issue? What makes anyone feel they have the right to criticize and judge? If you are a true Christian, what-have-you, then you agree that there is one judge and when we meet HIM he will curse us for our sins and we are to love one another as we are and do unto others as you would have done unto you.
I know my boyfriend and I can have a "ceremony" and we don't need a piece of paper to allow us to further realize our love for one another, but it would be nice to have the same rights as my sisters, brothers, cousins and parents!!! I know some will probably get miffed, pissed and down right upset about this, but that is your bag not mine!! Take my 2 cents if you will, if not then just chuck it to the side cause someone else will pick up my shiny pennies and place them in their pocket and give it the home it deserves!!!!
(**steps down off vajazzled soap box**)
All right loves, until next time remember life is fleeting and it will pass you buy, so take the time to make each moment last and always, always leave your mark on the world!!!!
So this whole ordeal with Gay Marriage being against everything that is "right & just" is a crock of bull shit rolled in sewage and served up cold. Religious zealots like to label anything that goes away from their pre-ordained doctrine as a sin or being wrong in the eyes of God. How the hell do they know what is wrong in the eyes of God, do they talk to him on the phone or have lunch with him every Friday at the local Bob Evans? No I don't think so!!!
The Bible and all it's sayings are an interpretation of the word of God done hundreds of years ago by a room full of men. It contradicts itself on many occasions in both the Old and New Testament sayings and when you quote something the reply from zealots is "oh that's Old Testament". WTF is that? It's like someone asking me why I said something they didn't agree with and I was like "Oh that was soo five minutes ago". You can't pick and choose what to believe or not, it's all or nothing!!!!
If a man can marry a woman, impregnate her, cheat on her, leave her and then divorce her and get married again how is that not a sin. Just in that sentence he committed a number of sins, but because I want to marry my boyfriend of 15 years it's a sin cause we take it up the ass. WTF???
So it's okay for the heterosexual zealots to increase the excess population because they can't keep their libido in check, pick and choose whom they marry one minute, then get it annulled or divorce the person within hours because they were either too drunk or change their mind, yet again I can't legally marry my boyfriend of 15 years?
It tears at my heart when children are killing themselves every day when they feel they can't be accepted for who they are because society tells them that they are wrong in everything that they do and feel.
When did we get to the point when not accepting each other for who we are became such an issue? What makes anyone feel they have the right to criticize and judge? If you are a true Christian, what-have-you, then you agree that there is one judge and when we meet HIM he will curse us for our sins and we are to love one another as we are and do unto others as you would have done unto you.
I know my boyfriend and I can have a "ceremony" and we don't need a piece of paper to allow us to further realize our love for one another, but it would be nice to have the same rights as my sisters, brothers, cousins and parents!!! I know some will probably get miffed, pissed and down right upset about this, but that is your bag not mine!! Take my 2 cents if you will, if not then just chuck it to the side cause someone else will pick up my shiny pennies and place them in their pocket and give it the home it deserves!!!!
(**steps down off vajazzled soap box**)
All right loves, until next time remember life is fleeting and it will pass you buy, so take the time to make each moment last and always, always leave your mark on the world!!!!
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Gettin' Tipsy on the River
Hello MO's, Ho's and the few hetero's who read this, I'm coming at ya from the decks of the 'Belle of Cincinnati' this week. I'll be honest with you I was a little weary about sipping my Appletini on a boat, but never fear the queer has it under control. For those of you that didn't know this the 'Belle of Cincinnati', B&B Riverboats Flagship, was once a Casino Gambling Boat and still has every much the feel of that time gone by.
I have said this many times and I will keep saying it til the day I die the skyline of Cincinnati is very gorgeous, but there is nothing like the view from the 3rd Deck Parlor Room on the 'Belle'. B&B Riverboats has been an institution in the Queen City for many, many years and still holds true to the service they are known for.
Offering such food items as Herb Glazed Chicken , Fresh Whole Salmon, Beef Brisquet and an assortment of other encoutrement there is something for everyone. Not only is the food fabulous, but the drinks are to die for and you get a Souvenir 15 Oz Cup as well. I love the cup so much I have dubbed it my "QP" Cup aka Queer Pimp Cup because it looks like a cup Elizabeth Taylor would've drank out of if she had been a pimp!
As with every food establishment, there is always a few crazy employees; which typically takes away from the overall experience, but in this case they just add to the ambiance and make the evening more enjoyable. So if your in the mood for a decently priced dinner, an awesome view and an overall good time check out a Public Dinner Cruise on the B&B Riverboats. If your more in the mood to chill with some friends and listen to some good music while sipping on a tasty adult libations then check out one of their Late Night or Wine Tasting Cruises. So bitches get your deck shoes out, spritz on some Aqua DiGio and step aboard one of the ships at the Newport Landing with B&B Riverboats.
Check out the website:
www.bbriverboats.com
I have said this many times and I will keep saying it til the day I die the skyline of Cincinnati is very gorgeous, but there is nothing like the view from the 3rd Deck Parlor Room on the 'Belle'. B&B Riverboats has been an institution in the Queen City for many, many years and still holds true to the service they are known for.
Offering such food items as Herb Glazed Chicken , Fresh Whole Salmon, Beef Brisquet and an assortment of other encoutrement there is something for everyone. Not only is the food fabulous, but the drinks are to die for and you get a Souvenir 15 Oz Cup as well. I love the cup so much I have dubbed it my "QP" Cup aka Queer Pimp Cup because it looks like a cup Elizabeth Taylor would've drank out of if she had been a pimp!
As with every food establishment, there is always a few crazy employees; which typically takes away from the overall experience, but in this case they just add to the ambiance and make the evening more enjoyable. So if your in the mood for a decently priced dinner, an awesome view and an overall good time check out a Public Dinner Cruise on the B&B Riverboats. If your more in the mood to chill with some friends and listen to some good music while sipping on a tasty adult libations then check out one of their Late Night or Wine Tasting Cruises. So bitches get your deck shoes out, spritz on some Aqua DiGio and step aboard one of the ships at the Newport Landing with B&B Riverboats.
Check out the website:
www.bbriverboats.com
Sunday, April 3, 2011
The Queen City's newest Crown Jewel
Bored of the same old crowd and the same old music? Ever wondered what it would be like to sit at a table with friends rather than being huddled in a corner trying to hear each other over the way too loud music? Well have I got the place for you. The Queen City's newest "Crown Jewel" is The Cabaret, Cincinnati located on Walnut Street between Below Zero Lounge and the Pizza Window. If your looking for a place to be truly entertained all while sipping on tasty adult libations, then this is your place.
The Cast is headed up by Cincinnati's very own Penny Tration ensuring a good time will be had by all in attendance. The Cabaret Cincinnati offers 2 Shows Nightly, Delightful Appetizers and Snacks, Private VIP Area with dedicated Servers, some of the best and may I say cutest bartenders in town. If your too antsy to sit the whole night, no worries there's dancing as well. The Cabaret is soon becoming the "place to be" in the Queen City and if you aren't in attendance for one of the shows then you haven't truly experienced what an enjoyable time is.
I highly recommend calling ahead and booking a table, they do go fast. So ladies, lady boys and the few hetero's fix your wig, slap on some Designer Imposter Fragrance and get your ass down to the Cabaret Cincinnati for a fantastic evening with the coolest gurls in town.
Check out the website at http://www.cabaretcincinnati.com
The Cast is headed up by Cincinnati's very own Penny Tration ensuring a good time will be had by all in attendance. The Cabaret Cincinnati offers 2 Shows Nightly, Delightful Appetizers and Snacks, Private VIP Area with dedicated Servers, some of the best and may I say cutest bartenders in town. If your too antsy to sit the whole night, no worries there's dancing as well. The Cabaret is soon becoming the "place to be" in the Queen City and if you aren't in attendance for one of the shows then you haven't truly experienced what an enjoyable time is.
I highly recommend calling ahead and booking a table, they do go fast. So ladies, lady boys and the few hetero's fix your wig, slap on some Designer Imposter Fragrance and get your ass down to the Cabaret Cincinnati for a fantastic evening with the coolest gurls in town.
Check out the website at http://www.cabaretcincinnati.com
Welcome to The Typsy Queer
Hello ladies, ladies boys and the few hetero's out there that choose to follow me. If you consider yourself fabulous, fun and all around fierce then read up on my blog for the hot eats, sweet treats and nasty beats that the Queen City has to offer. Once a week I will post about a happening place to hang out, a cool place to eat or something crazy to cross off your Bucket List. I assure you that you will NOT be disappointed, so strap on your fiercest pumps and prepare to accompany me in my journey through out the Queen City!!!
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